Blame monger

I would like to be able to blame someone else, just once, for the misfortunes that occur in my life, and to be completely convinced that it is all their fault. I reckon that must be rather therapeutic :-) Unfortunately, what does happen is that I mess up, over and over again, and with incredible clarity, am able to see, eventually, how I have messed it all up, all the time. Sometimes I wonder if I will ever learn. Like someone said, "You never get a second chance to make a first impression."